Over the years, games have given us no shortage of unconventional protagonists. The player character isn’t always human. Take, for example, the titular goose from Untitled Goose Game or, more recently, the cat from Stray. But how about a vacuum cleaner? That’s exactly the premise of a new stealth game called JUSTICE SUCKS. Developed by Samurai Punk and published by tinyBuild, is out now on PC and consoles.
The game’s full title is JUSTICE SUCKS: Tactical Vacuum Action. According to today’s press release, JUSTICE SUCKS tells the story of Dusty McClean, a robot vacuum cleaner whose owners are kidnapped by an evil corporation. Players will control the vengeful vacuum as he sets out on his mission for justice.
“Somewhere along the line, Dusty has developed a taste for human blood, and is able to use it as fuel for his most powerful abilities. Unleash the deadliest robot combat arts the world has ever known, reduce your foes to a cloud of meaty chunks, clean it all up and repeat this deliciously deadly cycle.”
JUSTICE SUCKS is an “action-comedy stealth” game on PC and consoles
As Dusty infiltrates his enemy’s base of operations, he has lots of tools at his disposal to wipe out the bad guys (and clean up the mess they leave behind). Today’s press release calls it “a surreal world of action-comedy stealth”.
“Honing Dusty into a spotless weapon of war is going to be tough, but he’s not alone. Summon an incarnation of his fighting spirit; the flexing, shimmering Sexy McClean, and master new powers to clean up crime. Launch potted plants, knives or cats (the ultimate weapon) at foes, hack devices to set up deadly traps, and suck up every last trace of your fallen enemies to fuel Dusty’s deadliest moves.”
Whether you’re itching to literally clean up crime or just postpone your own housework a bit longer, you’re in luck. JUSTICE SUCKS is out now on PC, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox Series consoles.